February 19, 2018

I would be nothing without Barbra Streisand, one of my great inspirations. So when Netflix dropped her latest concert like a big plop made out of liquid gold I was on it like a dog on another dog's shit. Here is my (partially drunk) commentary on this Babs Netflix spec...

October 1, 2017

I eat terribly ALL THE TIME. I get up in the morning and eat chocolate and then at about 11 I have some cheese and some more chocolate and probably 3 slices of white bread with enough Lurpack on them to leave teeth-marks and then at lunchtime I put some cheese on some...

July 18, 2016

Last year I did the NHS’s Couch to 5k (C25K) program. It takes a total non-runner (me) through 9 weeks of special podcasts that gradually build you up from running for 60 seconds at a time up to running for 30 minutes non-stop. A personal trainer on the podcast called...

August 1, 2015

Life got in the way of a few of my runs in my Couch to 5k odyssey so I’m not going to ‘graduate’ from the program before Edinburgh. I’ll be nearly there though and will definitely keep going while I’m up there. Maybe I’ll run up Arthur’s Seat with Laura egging me on an...

July 23, 2015

Goddamn fleece-lined Adidas trousers. They look so great and stupid and they have that awesome pocket for World’s First iPod but hot diggity DAMN are they hot. Hey, frankly guys, if you had hot pink trainers and electric blue Adidas trousers with hot pink stripes what...

July 16, 2015

I've never joined a dating website apart from when I joined Tinder for a night as a joke (I swiped 'yes' to everyone and then asked any matches "do you like Dapper Laughs?" to make my friend laugh and it worked because my friend laughed). The reasons for me not joining...

July 12, 2015

I’ve only been running 12 times but I think I’m fitter already. Last week I had to run up an escalator coz I was fashionably late for something and it was easy. I didn’t even think about it. I think I might be a runner! I’ve started telling everyone what a cool thing i...

July 2, 2015

The bloody bathroom’s been being done at home so I’ve been showering elsewhere. This means I have to coordinate my running with when I can get to the elsewhere and rinse which I seriously need coz Week 4 is an ASSHOLE. I’ve been sweating it right up and it’s given me a...

June 23, 2015

I was rehearsing a musical for kids all week. It’s called Jump To It and I play a schoolgirl who gets trapped inside a computer game. It’s basically all 10-year-old me’s dreams come true. Maybe I’ll get to meet Sonic! This unfortunately has meant that fitting in my dos...

June 21, 2015

This subject is well-trodden but twice last week I came across people saying that "female comedians aren't funny coz all they talk about is periods". Both times the people complaining were women.


1) I've been doing comedy for over 6 years and I can recall only 2 occasi...

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